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Monday, November 1, 2010

Welcome Back

I've been bugging Mommy to let me back on the computer and start blogging again and she finally let me on. She found out my blog from earlier and grounded me from the computer for a bit... A LONNNNNGGG bit of time. But she finally let me back on as long as I don't announce my secret plan for world domination (or at least the house domination)

So much had happened since last time I wrote. I now have a girlfriend. I finally got her to submit to me and accept me for who I am and now it's happily ever after. Now I have a partner to take over the world (or the house), and she is a damn good partner too. Bwhahahahahaha.

Mommy moved us to a new, strange place. I am no longer living with Mommy and her parents. Where I had full run of the house to a smaller place with other strange people and they are all creepily silent. No voices around here except for Mommy's beautiful voice, that's all I hear plus loud clattering and laughing and some shouting but no voices it's creepy but kinda nice too. I mean we have big ears so everything is louder to us and at the old house that tall dude next room down from my Mommy's room keeps playing his damn music too loud and it gives me and Bella a headache. But here we don't get to go out much and explore, I think Mommy feels bad about that and I will make sure she does. She deserves to feel badly about this, (she got me and Bella a nice, cozy bed for us to lay on during the night, and I think if I keep making her feel bad she will buy us more stuff or do stuff for me, which is what I could use for domination. Just think a human robot that will do anything I tell her to. Bwhahahahahaha.

Friday, February 20, 2009

That'll teach her!

So every night my mommy and granddaddy puts me into mommy's room and lock me in. I hate that, usually I will run and won't go near them when I know they are trying to get me back. But they always managed to get me back in.

Throughout the nights I would growl, grunt, and rattle the gate just to bug them. But I don't think it works on my mommy because she doesn't hear me. I know it works on my grandmama, I know its bugs her throughout the night, I know because she gets up in the middle of the nights and doesn't go back to sleep for hours. bwhahahahaha. Serves them right.

Well another lesson I taught them this morning. Almost every night, the blond dog they call Angel, sleeps with my mommy on her bed. Well every morning, early morning I'm talking about sunrise early, the dog will wake up mommy to be let out. Hence the beginning of my plans. After days and weeks of watching and plotting, I finally figured it out.

This morning when I saw Angel waking up mommy, I ran and hid in a place where I will never tell anybody about. Mommy walked to that?) and when she opened the gate to let Angel out I dashed across and ran out before mommy could close it again. AT LAST FREEDOM!!!!

It was short-lived. Granddaddy got up shortly after that, and both of them searched for me but couldn't find me. Bwhahahaha I'm good at hide and seek. But that damn mommy tricked me. She shook the box of Martin's Apple Dumplings treats to make the noise that I love and I fell for it and ran back into her room. She closed the gate. Dammit. Got to stand up to my willpower. I can beat the apple dumplings, I don't need apple dumplings!!

If any other bunnies have a better plan for outsmarting their parents and helping me get over my apple dumplings addictions please let me know.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

That damn girl.

My mommy let my supposed girlfriend in the living room to run and I can't get into it. I want in it NOW! Bella is laughing at me, hahaha I am in the living room and you aren't, I'm running around having fun and chewing on mommy's shirt while you are stuck in the hallway and other bedrooms.

What she doesn't know I get to run around and dance on grandmommy and granddaddy's waterbed, it's bliss. I sleep there all day even tho grandmommy doesn't like it in when I'm in there, but they gave up trying to keep me out of their room. bwhahahaha, nothing can keep me out.

My evil mommy and granddaddy did something evil to me. They held me down and my mommy brushed me with the zoom groom. I growled and grunted and tried to run away, I also snapped my mouth in protest but they refused to listen to me. On the upside I got a banana after they were done with me. Oh what life would be if I got ahold of that evil rubber brush, they'll never see it again, that'll teach them. HAH.


blueberries, carrots, bananas, heaven

I love food, I gulp down my veggies and pellets. I raid the hay. I also get lots of treats, even though my mommy tells granddaddy not to give me so many treats. All I have to do is be cute, snuggle up with mommy or granddaddy and I'll get a treat. It's great to be spoiled.

I also love digging on mommy shirt and biting holes into it. My favourite place is on the two big lumps on the front of mommy's chest. But it hurts mommy sometimes, so I give her kisses to say I'm sorry.

My goal is to completely ruin all of mommy's shirts. So far I got 4 with holes in it. hehehe. I may be pretty, and cute and cudding, but I'll wreck havoc if I want to.